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What did one dinosaur say after hitting the other one. You Make My Heart Saur Dinosaur Pun Greeting Card Handmade Gift Love Anniversary Friendship Animal Puns Punny Play on Words Trex SkpInk 5 out of 5 stars 1476.

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Alright he says Ill have a big juicy piece of meat Instantly the biggest juiciest piece of meat hed ever.

. Here are some cute Dinosaur birthday puns ideas. Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. Do you think they saurus.

Following are some of the best dinosaur puns that are pteroibly funny. Dinosaur Puns What will the child who burned his toe during the dinosaur age be called. 25 Hilarious Dinosaur Puns Every Joke-a-saurus Will Love.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. Have a roar-some day. Best Dinosaur Puns 1.

Im wrapped around your finger too and theres nowhere else Id rather be. Photo courtesy of Canva. I have three wishes so Ill give one to each of you the genie announces.

Happy birthday dear dinosaur. What were dinosaurs last words. Why did the wife dinosaur start sleeping in another room from her husband dinosaur.

Youre one of a kind dinosaur. Jun 29 2018 - In honor of the new Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom movie here are 12 dinosaur puns to lighten your day and make you roar with laughteror at least snort a bit. Or if youre in more of a pirate-y mood check out some pirate puns that can help with your buccaneer banter.

Not to be outdone the second dinosaur thinks even harder. Would you like it gift raptor not. Anyway as we close the door she starts singing.

It sticks out like a saur thumb. There are dinosaur birthday puns for cards and dinosaur puns for everyday use. A dinosaur invites all the other dinosaurs for his anniversary party guess what will the guest will write on the greeting cards they will write happy anniver saury.

You never grow old 2. Kara Parasaurolophus Karasaurolophus Claire Pterodactyl Clairodactyl Erin Triceratops Tricerinatops John Iguanadon Iguanajohn Charles. The dinosaur that had an extensive vocabulary of just about anything in the world was named a Thesaurus.

Scientists make new discoveries about dinosaurs every day. Have a wonderful day 4. Whether you love them or have a kid who does read the best dinosaur puns.

May your birthday be as fun as you are 6. Dinosaur puns will make you giggle guffaw groan or even learn. 2 A sight for saur eyes.

5 Hes all skin and bones. Youre always my top priority too. May 10 2019.

The third dinosaur certainly not to be outdone thinks even harder than the previous dinosaurs. Immediately huge pieces of meat rain down around him. Youre one of a kind dinosaur.

Why does a Triceratops honk And he said Because it has horns. What makes more noise than a dinosaur. 4 You are roarsome.

A time when there was no law and man woman and beast roamed the earthuntamed. What do you calla dinosaur that wont stop trying. 20 Dino-Mite Dinosaur Puns 1 I dino what to tell you.

Theres currently a few puns based around saurus a couple of t-rex puns and a smattering of puns on other dinosaur species and related concepts. The one-eyed dinosaur passed us somewhere along the forest lane but I am not sure he-saurus. Each item in this list describes a.

2 Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures. It may not sound romantic on paper but youll be surprised at how cute dinosaur love puns are. When autocomplete results are available use up and down arrows to review and enter to select.

5 A T-Rex has short arms so that everything it holds is close to its heart. Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun. By Best Life Editors.

Happy birthday dear dinosaur. Im coming up with dinosaur name puns and Im stuck on my own name. Ive got it he cries I want a MEATIER shower.

Reddit I need your help. T Rex Then he said HONK What dinosaur is that I asked with a chuckle. A beast more frightening than your most terrifying nightmare.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm. After a dinosaur works out its dino-sore. Im raptor round your finger.

This entry is a work-in-progress so please help us out by submitting new puns at the bottom of the page. Well we call it the cage its just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesnt want to bump her head. Ayo these dont look like shooting stars.

4 Ive got a bone to pick with you. 1 Do you think he saurus saw us. 4 2 comments uchizarlicious Jul 02 2014.

6 You make my heart saur. Because it was an early bird. Touch device users explore by touch or with swipe.

Here is your dinosaur toy. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age is the standard procedure. Or should we call you a ve-LOL-ciraptor.

7 Mothersaurs same as normal mother but more roar-some. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur. By Best Life Editors.

For example in 2019 alone paleontologists unearthed a new bat-like dinosaur fossil created a robotic dinosaur. In one of the eating competitions Mega-Sore-Ass the dinosaur that eats curry walked away with the prize. One-Liner Dinosaur Puns 28.

A flying dinosaur is a dino-soar. Im not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. You laugh now but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs dont find it humerus.

8 Have a rawr-some birthday. As of now he takes care of a Boa Constrictor California King Snake Sinaloan Milk Snake African Brown House Snake Banded Water Snake Plains Hognose Snake - and thats only the snakes. I dino what to tell ya.

We love you 5. 3 Sticks out like a saur thumb. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots.

Take my glove Take my land Take me where I cannot stand. May your birthday be as exciting as you are 3. What dinosaur is that I asked.

Fans of dinosaur puns will love these science puns that are the perfect blend between silly and scientific. Theyre so good they are practically dino-mite. But theyre not the only type of pun for a laugh.

What does a dinosaur use when they are looking to find synonyms of words. They rub it and a genie appears. Welcome to the Punpedia entry on dinosaur puns.

6 Bad to the bone. 3 You are dino-mite. What do you calla dinosaur that wont stop talking.

A cleaning dinosaur does dino-chores. 42 Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes Which dinosaur slept all day. He also owns a colony of Harvester ants an African Giant Land Snail a Salmon-pink Birdeater spider and various exotic bugs.

See also 51 Fox Puns That Seem Sly 3. These catchy dinosaur slogans and quotes highlight some of the modern rhetoric and ideas that surround these prehistoric creatures. ROAR he yelled.

7 I can feel it in my bones. Youre triceratops on my list. I love you so much Ill punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you.

What is your favorite d Pinterest. The child who was burned will be called Born-Toe-Saurus. Ill have a shower of meat.

Theres a whole list of them. Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

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